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No Wonder Searchers Flock to AI-- Navigating Seas of Useless Results

A comparison of search engines that might lower your blood pressure and actually enlighten you

Maryan Pelland Pen2Profit's avatar
Maryan Pelland Pen2Profit
Oct 28, 2025
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two people looking at a starry night sky with a telescope (searched engines)
Seek & ye shall find, but not with Google search (Photo Akbar Nemati Unsplash)
Google’s Muddy Metrics

I am really done with typing a query string into Google search and wasting my time weeding through detritus and useless results. When I search, I want information that helps me, like back in the day when money didn’t define search engine replies. These days, money talks, and it is Google’s primary language.

Before 2020, I kept close tabs on everything Google — searching, algorithms, SEO, and ranking. I knew it all and could move someone to the first page of searches in about a week. I’ve given up — it all morphs too quickly.

Now, my purpose is writing to communicate ideas, my searches are information-based, and Google is an annoyance. When I’m frustrated by Google, I hurl curse words like a stevedore on a hot day — not healthy.

Here’s why I am firing Google search

Their search returns are crammed full of YouTube videos — money makers for Google. First page returns are often useless articles with professional search engine optimization mapped around a purchased keyword set, and trendy tidbits that bring more traffic to Google but do nothing for a user searching for info.

I want to learn or to verify facts. Frustratingly, authentic, independent web content is buried under sponsored content with an ulterior motive, like getting me to open my wallet.

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